Philosopher's Best Friend Mugs

Start their day with a splash of wit! Our philosopher-inspired mugs are perfect for friends who love deep thoughts and clever humor—great for coffee breaks and philosophical debates alike.

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?" mockup

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

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'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.' mockup

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

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Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life. mockup

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

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'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.' mockup

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

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'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.' mockup

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

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Skeptic Tank.

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash." mockup

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?' mockup

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

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'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?' mockup

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

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'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.' mockup

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

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Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up. mockup

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

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"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?" mockup

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

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"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity." mockup

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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"Hello - I'm from the future..."

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Free speech isn't cheap!

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"Moulting"

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Et in Arcadia Ego

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'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?' mockup

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

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Scurile travels

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I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

I wonder what they're moaning about right now? mockup

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

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"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!" mockup

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

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"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man." mockup

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

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'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!' mockup

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

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"Don't believe in labels."

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"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

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