Philosophy Friends Mugs

Skeptic Tank.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

The Great Leap Forward

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'It's a chicken.'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'I just think we should be together'.

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"The meaning of life at a glance"

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

Existentialists In Love

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'It's just a phase they're going through.'