Philosopher's Buddy Mugs

Start their day with a mug that celebrates philosophical musings—perfect for coffee or tea—as they contemplate life's mysteries one sip at a time.

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"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere." mockup

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

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Skeptic Tank.

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"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?" mockup

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating." mockup

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

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"The meaning of life at a glance" mockup

"The meaning of life at a glance"

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'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.' mockup

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

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The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'." mockup

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

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'Why are they called the opposite sex?' mockup

'Why are they called the opposite sex?'

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'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.' mockup

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

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"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel." mockup

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

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'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.' mockup

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

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'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.' mockup

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

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"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?" mockup

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

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"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..." mockup

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

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'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.' mockup

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

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"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?" mockup

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

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"Sorry Peter, but you're just not evolving quickly enough."

"Sorry Peter, but you're just not evolving quickly enough." mockup

"Sorry Peter, but you're just not evolving quickly enough."

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"To quote my broker, 'Past results are no guarantee of future performance.'"

"To quote my broker, 'Past results are no guarantee of future performance.'" mockup

"To quote my broker, 'Past results are no guarantee of future performance.'"

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'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!'

'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!' mockup

'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!'

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'What is worse: The fear of having a bad time. . . or the fear of having a good time?'

'What is worse: The fear of having a bad time. . . or the fear of having a good time?' mockup

'What is worse: The fear of having a bad time. . . or the fear of having a good time?'

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Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous mockup

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

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'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.' mockup

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

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'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!' mockup

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

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'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!' mockup

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

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'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.' mockup

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

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'Relax, I just wanted to know if you wanted to break for lunch.'

'Relax, I just wanted to know if you wanted to break for lunch.' mockup

'Relax, I just wanted to know if you wanted to break for lunch.'

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Hells singles

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Karl Marks

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People who ghosted me

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Cartesian Chopped Liver

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'If you are a complete pessimist does it mean you are positively negative!'

'If you are a complete pessimist does it mean you are positively negative!' mockup

'If you are a complete pessimist does it mean you are positively negative!'

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"Alright, I'll admit it. I never have cleansed my palate of Charlene."

"Alright, I'll admit it. I never have cleansed my palate of Charlene." mockup

"Alright, I'll admit it. I never have cleansed my palate of Charlene."

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'Diogenes - I'm appointing you to form an ethics committee.'

'Diogenes - I'm appointing you to form an ethics committee.' mockup

'Diogenes - I'm appointing you to form an ethics committee.'

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"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"

"What are you going to do when you become enormous?" mockup

"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"

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