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'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Zenemies.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

How world war III started.

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Moulting"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."