Philosopher Of Friendships Pillows

Statue of Men Hugging

Skeptic Tank.

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"All of my friends are imaginary."

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"The meaning of life at a glance"

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

Rudolf Carnap

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

"Careful, Blanch. I think he's up to something."

'One thing you've got to learn about life...you're not going to make many friends.'

'Bloody warmongers!'

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

"Funny how you can be friends with somebody for so long but never really know him."

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'These constant fights for territory mean that I don't have any male friends...'