Philosophical Friends Pillows

I've lost faith in everything, Randy. I feel like a tiny raft drifting in a stormy sea. There is no up. There is no down. There entire foundation of the world is made of flimsy tissue paper. Maybe the Buddhists are right. Maybe nothing is really real at all. Internet going down for a few hours last week isn't that big a deal, little buddy. Yes, it really is.

Skeptic Tank.

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"The meaning of life at a glance"

George Santayana

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

Rudolf Carnap

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"Have you considered laughing into the abyss?"

'We were hoping for something more along the lines of laissez-faire....'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

"Winners don't leave Yelp reviews."

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

Don't unfavorable compare "Pride" to any of the other deadly sins. He hates being called "the lesser of two evils."

"So, you're an existencilist?"

"Of course, that's just my opinion. Richard Gere's views may be somewhat different."

'Remember our pillow-talk session, Morton, when you said 'the risk of rejection gives love it's existential edge'?'