Philosopher Of Fizz Pillows

Bring some effervescent charm to their space with a pillow that captures the lively spirit of a philosopher of fizz—comfort and wit rolled into one.

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"Do you have any sugary carbonated drinks that will give my life meaning?"

"Do you have any sugary carbonated drinks that will give my life meaning?" mockup

"Do you have any sugary carbonated drinks that will give my life meaning?"

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?' mockup

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

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Optimist

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"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top." mockup

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

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'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?' mockup

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.' mockup

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

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My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour. mockup

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

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"What's it all about?"

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'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?' mockup

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

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"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope." mockup

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

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"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

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Fish Food

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"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?" mockup

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

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"Mind if I tweak it?"

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'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.' mockup

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

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'I hear your fees are very reasonable.' mockup

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

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'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?' mockup

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

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"I take it you agree that there can be no meaningful thought without the existence of language."

"I take it you agree that there can be no meaningful thought without the existence of language." mockup

"I take it you agree that there can be no meaningful thought without the existence of language."

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One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...' mockup

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

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"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?" mockup

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

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"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..." mockup

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

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'Sure I'm interested in symbolism. Money is a symbol, isn't it?'

'Sure I'm interested in symbolism. Money is a symbol, isn't it?' mockup

'Sure I'm interested in symbolism. Money is a symbol, isn't it?'

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Swiss Referendum

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The Graveyard of Deleted Tweets

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'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!' mockup

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

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"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell." mockup

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

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'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses' mockup

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

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Two Men Having Showdown On Small Hill-Top

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Two Men Having Showdown On Small Hill-Top

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'My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis.'

'My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis.' mockup

'My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis.'

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