Philosopher Of Existence Pillows

"I feel I've been put in my place by the universe."

God is a spider.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Ban on Free Speech

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Voltaire

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

What's normal?

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"