Philosopher Of Coexistence Pillows

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"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Call me?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Can't even hold signs well.

Citizen of the world.

"Death coach..."

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Apocalliptical

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

Quicksands of time

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

"I've got pride but no shame."

"What if you go under before I need to?"

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

"Be patient! Weather and homeland are not chosen."

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

"What a wonderful tune! I wonder who wrote the score?"

'If this isn't rich beyond your wildest dreams, your dreams aren't wild enough.'