Philosopher Of Aesthetics T-Shirts

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Mr Metrosexual.

Et in Arcadia Ego

Woman looking into a mirror

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Define fair."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

The Bland Leading the Bland

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"It's too academic."

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

'I like it.'

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

Cross section through the Art Virus.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

Ezra Pound

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

Cover Design for Beardsley's 'Book of Fifty Drawings'

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."