Philosopher Of Aesthetics Mugs

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Mr Metrosexual.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Woman looking into a mirror

Et in Arcadia Ego

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Define fair."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'I like it.'

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"It's too academic."

Cross section through the Art Virus.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

'I think he's a minimalist.'

Cover Design for Beardsley's 'Book of Fifty Drawings'

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

Ezra Pound