Philip Roth Admirer Pillows

Philip Roth

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Hildegard von Bingen

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cow of BEEF

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Robert Schumann

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Charles Baudelaire

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

J. M. W. Turner

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

"We've lowered our IPO price so many times, the Street's referring to it as an Initial Pathetic Offer."

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Forrest Gander

Phill Jupitus

Atomic Bear: Part 20

Components of the program vs. funds.

"I'm leaving the company. I want to spend less time with my family."

Robin Snood

Charlie Chaplin.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the White Queen

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

"Welcome Ruth!"

"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."

King Henry IV

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

Karl Marks

"How's my head size today."

'He's almost human.'

The Tetterbys