Philanthropic Phantom Gifts

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Alms Bank

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

Hypocrisy about poverty

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Human Rights for All

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

Please Give

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

The nonprofit dog fight.

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

The scales between gluttony and hunger

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"