Phd Journey Adventurer Gifts

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Now showing, at a University near you...

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"We thought this was more realistic."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"What's your occupation?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"