Career Path Adventurer Gifts

'I think I've finally found my own niche.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"What's your occupation?"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Now hiring.

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'You're hired. Go figure.'

Wide Load.

Job hoppers.

"Exscuse me, but I think I'm in the wrong shaped hole."

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."