Career Path Adventurer Pillows

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"What's your occupation?"

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'You're hired. Go figure.'

Wide Load.

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

"Exscuse me, but I think I'm in the wrong shaped hole."

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

Job hoppers.

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'