Career Adventurer Pillows

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'I never should have left the circus.'

'Social work is such a worthwhile, fulfilling career that I've decided to give up my fabulous income as an investment banker to become one!'

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

'You're hired. Go figure.'

Woman applying for a job in the oil business.

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

"Why are all the pages in your resume blank?"

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

'Good luck with your new job...we all know how much you'll miss the old one.'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

Graduation is scary in this job market.

' thought I was pre-med - turned out I was really pre- real estate.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"Oh yeah? Well, I quit my job before it was cool."

Have you ever considered Chiropody?

'Your heart's not really in this job, is it?'

Planned Service Changes

Old Paperboy.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Spice up your life

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"When the boss said I was 'really going places' I didn't know she meant I was fired!"

'Freelancing might be a viable option.'

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Job hoppers.

"I've been looking for a job myself."

Job title reads; 'Captain of his Soul'.

"Dad said he wanted to give me a start up the ladder of life. Then he enrolled me in firefighting school."

The jobless blacksmith screwed up the heart surgeon re-education.

'As a pilot I was useless, but I'm a fantastic stunt flyer!'