Career Adventurer Prints

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

'I never should have left the circus.'

'Social work is such a worthwhile, fulfilling career that I've decided to give up my fabulous income as an investment banker to become one!'

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

'You're hired. Go figure.'

Woman applying for a job in the oil business.

'Good luck with your new job...we all know how much you'll miss the old one.'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"Why are all the pages in your resume blank?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Spice up your life

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

'Freelancing might be a viable option.'

"When the boss said I was 'really going places' I didn't know she meant I was fired!"

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Old Paperboy.

Planned Service Changes

Have you ever considered Chiropody?

"Oh yeah? Well, I quit my job before it was cool."

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

' thought I was pre-med - turned out I was really pre- real estate.'

Graduation is scary in this job market.

The jobless blacksmith screwed up the heart surgeon re-education.

'As a pilot I was useless, but I'm a fantastic stunt flyer!'

Oxford Circus

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

"Dad said he wanted to give me a start up the ladder of life. Then he enrolled me in firefighting school."

Job title reads; 'Captain of his Soul'.