Phd Holder Pride Gifts

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Eternal Student.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Scientists are sexy

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

Day one, post grad

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

math faculty

God save the Queen.

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

Jewish Hall of Nachas

PRIDE!

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

Macroscope

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

PhD

Happy Valentine's Day

The Happy Couple

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

Pre-graduate and post-graduate student.

Go Britain!

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

A Doctor displaying his first ever Appendix he removed from a person