Pharmacy Philosopher Pillows

'We've had this miracle drug for several years but marketing hasn't been able to come up with a good name.'

'You could just ignore it and hope it goes away. I do that with customers who ask too many questions.'

Man has drug cabinet labelled 'Safe Drugs' and 'Not Sure Drugs'.

'This drug is free of side effects, except for the initial shock when you hear the price.'

"Viagra looks way too much like Aleve!"

Medication (positive effects)...Side effects (negative).

'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

"I think the problem might be the amount of medication you are taking...I'll just see what we can give you for that!"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

2021

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

vaccine wars.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Fighting the Pandemic

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'