Pharmacy Funster Gifts

'I'll have another flu shot.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

British savings accounts

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Superstock'

'In order to fund your deferred compensation, we won't be paying you any salary.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Moo! OOM!

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

Police Cow!

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'He takes after your mother' (colour)