Pharmacy Funster T-Shirts

'I'll have another flu shot.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

British savings accounts

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'Superstock'

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'In order to fund your deferred compensation, we won't be paying you any salary.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Police Cow!

Moo! OOM!

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'