Pharmacovigilance Officer Gifts

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"1971... 2015..."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

Pharmaco. He writes drug side effect warnings. Ah, a health scare provider.

"It's marzipan pigs."

Super-ego Surveillance

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

Desert Island with CCTV.

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

A New New World Order

Pharmacy. Prescription. Don't worry about that --- After paying for those you can't afford to drive! (Published originally on August 1, 2011.)

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'

Hardware Store: Drone Swatter

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country>"

'This ain't gonna be easy.'

"I don't have the heart to tell her."

'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

Monitor Lizard.

'The pressure is too great. We want to be transferred out of panacea research.'

Pharm Drugs Inc: 'The placbo group is selected entirely on income - poor people can't afford designer drugs anyway.'

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

'Your Honor, we can't find the defendant because we can't find the defendant.'

New Jersey Crime Watch.

Medicines Orders

"Think of side effects as supplemental issues, to be covered by your supplemental insurance."