Pharmaceutical Satire Pillows

'Our trials show that the new drug performs no better than placebo.'

"It's what the people want. You run wild for a couple of hours and then - zap - you're back to normal."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"That new drug causes flatulence."

While you're at it, will you sew on my shirt button please?

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

'So how did you manage to get your saline replaced with lager?'

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!'

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

Sea of Tranquillity

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'What can you give me for my liver?' 'A pound of onions!'

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

"It's the online blood bank. Do we want to continue shopping?"

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

"Now I'm going to offer a second opinion."

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."

Self-Service Dentist

Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news.

"You're in luck. I've had great success with eggplant."

Standup Pharmacist

R. Dough, M.D. - Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat & Big Pharma Stock.

"… Yes, but you only have to take it once a year."

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'