Pets & Pest Enthusiasts Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Canine Companion

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He was a sea rescue."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Author's Bio-diversity.