"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."
Petrol Pump Poet Gifts
Looking for a gift for the petrol pump poet? Celebrate their unique blend of roadside charm and poetic soul with witty mugs, inspiring t-shirts, cozy pillows, and art prints. Perfect for the creative spirit who loves to blend everyday moments with poetic flair, our collection adds humor and warmth to their world. Show appreciation for their roadside musings with a gift that speaks to their quirky, poetic nature.
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
"You're going to hate yourself."
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
"Meet The Author"
Edgar Allen Poe
"Do me next."
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."
"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
"Now I really hate poetry."
One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
Why we need poetry. . .
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings
John Bunyan
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books
Dating an English Major
The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer
'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''
"Oh, this old thing?"
Letters escape from a caged book.
"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."
Eagle (The Divine Comedy).
"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."
"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"
Cafe Momus from La Boheme
Petrol Pump Poet Gifts Collection
Petrol Pump Poet Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring the petrol pump poet theme—perfect for those who love their coffee with a side of wit and creativity.
Petrol Pump Poet Pillows
Discover cozy pillows designed for the roadside poet—add humor and personality to any room.
Petrol Pump Poet Prints
Decorate with our charming prints that honor the poetic spirit of petrol pump creatives—perfect for inspiring wall art.
Petrol Pump Poet T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that celebrate the petrol pump poet in your life—fun, witty, and uniquely creative.