"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios."
Financial Poet Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for a financial poet? Celebrate their blend of finance and poetic flair with our humorous and inspirational items. From quirky mugs to witty t-shirts, each product captures their creative spirit and love for finance, adding a dash of humor to their daily routine.
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
"You're going to hate yourself."
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
"Meet The Author"
"I keep feeling we should float the company"
Edgar Allen Poe
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities
"Do me next."
"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
"Now I really hate poetry."
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
Why we need poetry. . .
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
John Bunyan
When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.
Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
Dating an English Major
"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
Eagle (The Divine Comedy).
"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."
"Oh, this old thing?"
"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."
"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."
The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer
"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."
Financial Poet Gifts Collection
Financial Poet Mugs
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Financial Poet Pillows
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Financial Poet Prints
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