"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"
Fiscal Poet Gifts
Celebrate the unique blend of finance and creativity with our 'fiscal poet' collection. Whether they love a clever pun or a artistic twist on accounting, you'll find items that honor their passion for poetic finance and creative pursuits. From humorous mugs to inspiring art prints, these gifts are ideal for anyone who finds poetry in numbers or just enjoys a quirky, thoughtful token of appreciation.
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
"You're going to hate yourself."
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
"Meet The Author"
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."
Edgar Allen Poe
"Do me next."
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."
One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
"Now I really hate poetry."
Why we need poetry. . .
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings
John Bunyan
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books
Dating an English Major
The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer
'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''
"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."
"Oh, this old thing?"
Letters escape from a caged book.
"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."
Eagle (The Divine Comedy).
"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."
"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"
Fiscal Poet Gifts Collection
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