Petal Pro Gifts

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

Labor Day Flowers

Cats and gardens.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

"Why yes, business is blooming."

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? The irises clash with the roses! Peonies?! Here? What was I thinking? No! Not aphids already! Psycho gardening disorder.

Henri Matisse

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Flower power.

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

"Leftover seeds."

Brick Red Paint...

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

'I didn't get a grant.'

Paul Gaugin

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

Flower Seller

"...I think I'm beginning to regret revealing my feminine side."

Flower Arranging.

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'

'Citronella? Cold tea? Lavender? Smelling good Gloria! Repel those flies!'

Happy Cat Haven.

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."

'Tch... why does Amanda always have to go that one step further?'

...for the first time in years, I look like I made a decent career choice.

Illegal Booty