Pet Tricks Admirers Pillows

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"She's all over YouTube."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"Labradoodle"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Dog got your clog?'

Self-walking dog

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

Happy New Year

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'First they taught me how to fetch the newspaper, later they taught me how to pee on it, but I I reversed that sequence and all hell broke loose.'

Best in Heat.

He Did It!

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'