Pet Tricks Admirers Mugs

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"She's all over YouTube."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

"Labradoodle"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Self-walking dog

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

'Dog got your clog?'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

Best in Heat.

He Did It!

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Happy New Year

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'First they taught me how to fetch the newspaper, later they taught me how to pee on it, but I I reversed that sequence and all hell broke loose.'