Talkative Pet Admirer Mugs

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Another slander suit!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Well, was the news good today?'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

"She's a weiner cat."

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Christmas Puppy Bow

'Because I have a thpeech impediment.'

Toucan in bird cage.