Quirky Dog Tricks Admirer Pillows

'. . . He can eat AND hold his bowl - all without opposable thumbs!'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Could you keep still?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Giraffe Portrait

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

Dog Walking on Stilts

"She's a weiner cat."

A gymnast holding a balloon

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

"OK, who's the joker?"

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

'My client requests a postponement, Your Honor -- he's having a bad hair day.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

Hipster Coyote

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

"It's kind of a trademark thing. I shoot first. Then I ask a question. Then I yodel."

Mouse pushes the mousetrap in the cats way

"Don't worry, everything is the same, only I fart rainbows."

Tonight's Training - Post-Try Celebrations

'You know which one to push Peppy. Push one.'

Moles hiding on a scarecrow.

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

"Maybe there's something to this Darwin stuff."

"I've told you not to do that!"

"He's a Yankeedoodle."

Pieces of a totem pole jump of a seesaw

Disobedience Class