Pet Trick Admirer Prints

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Cough coughs. He never got the hang of playing dead, but he's great at calling in sick!

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Can I have flies with that'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"She's all over YouTube."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"It's a good boy!"

"Barney! Get down!"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'Pull...'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

The Karate Kitten.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Mice playing double bass

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Moon Pies.

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'