Pet Trickster Prints

'I told him to get down.'

(Speak!) (….softly, and carry a big stick) (..Only when spoken to.) (…Low, when you speak love…)

How to scare cats.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Your homework eaten $5

'He has a flair for the dramatic when I ask him to play dead.'

"Shake! Good dog."

"Wow! Tinkles you fetched a stick!!!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

He Did It!

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"She's all over YouTube."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

Polly tries reverse psychology

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."