Dog Trickster Prints

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

"She looks slow—but watch how fast she moves when I put this disgusting thing in my mouth."

'None of them is dead! They're just doing this to embarrass me!'

"Fetch my slippers, newspaper and a partridge in a pear tree."

Welcome Cynthia and her flaming performing dogs!

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Not until you fetch the other one."

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

He Did It!

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Cruel Pet Tricks

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

How to scare cats.

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.