Pet Supply Specialist Gifts

'No need to ask if you own a dog,Madam?'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Leak in the fish tank.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'I'll take him.'

"I'll take this one."

"Lap fish..."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.