Pet Supply Specialist Pillows

'No need to ask if you own a dog,Madam?'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"He's already getting attached to you."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Leak in the fish tank.

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Cat Show

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'I'll take him.'

"I'll take this one."

"Lap fish..."