Pet Storyteller Prints

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"It's the dog."

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'She's just great with the children.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"Another slander suit!"

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Tarzan'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

'Farm News' readers want to know about my childhood? Rather normal really: Lived in a pigsty, ate swill every day...'

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

'Not so easy, is it?'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

'I'm sorry, honey, but your dog Scraps has gone on to a better place now. I sold him to that family across the road with an inground pool.'

Curosity killed the cat

"Then Marc from our creative team tells the client to 'like it or lump it' – can you believe that?!"

Old woman giving her cat and dog a bedtime story.

Mother and Daughter.