Story-telling Pet Owner Prints

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'She's just great with the children.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"Another slander suit!"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Good boy

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"It's the dog."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

When Pugs dream.

'Tarzan'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

'Better get used to it. I was just appointed to nine life terms to the bench.'