Story-telling Pet Owner Prints

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'She's just great with the children.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"Another slander suit!"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Good boy

"It's the dog."

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

When Pugs dream.

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Tarzan'

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

'Better get used to it. I was just appointed to nine life terms to the bench.'

Cat Show - Sheds Most