Dog Storytelling Enthusiast Prints

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'She's just great with the children.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Good boy

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"It's the dog."

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

K9 Litterati.

'Tarzan'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

'Farm News' readers want to know about my childhood? Rather normal really: Lived in a pigsty, ate swill every day...'

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.

'Not so easy, is it?'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'