Animal Storyteller Prints

Curosity killed the cat

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

'Not so easy, is it?'

"Dang, sucks to be him!"

'I'm sorry, honey, but your dog Scraps has gone on to a better place now. I sold him to that family across the road with an inground pool.'

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

Pets talk about starting a rock band

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

Old woman giving her cat and dog a bedtime story.

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

'Farm News' readers want to know about my childhood? Rather normal really: Lived in a pigsty, ate swill every day...'

'Tarzan'

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'I've hit on a plan! Since an insurance company bought the farm, let's all buy life insurance.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'She's just great with the children.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"It's the dog."

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'