Pet Store Regulars T-Shirts

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Cat Show

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

'I'll take him.'

"Lap fish..."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."