Pet Store Regulars Pillows

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Lap fish..."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"I'll take this one."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'I'll take him.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."