Pet Shop Regular Pillows

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Bert's dog training.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Canine Scentipede

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Cat Show

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'I'll take him.'

"Lap fish..."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

Dog Park Zoom

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Phew, that was close."

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

State of the Art Dog.

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"