Pet Shop Regular Prints

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Bert's dog training.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Canine Scentipede

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Lap fish..."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'I'll take him.'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Phew, that was close."

Dog Park Zoom

State of the Art Dog.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'You tell me how he does it.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"