Pet Store Regular Gifts

'Is he WISE? You gotta be kidding!!'

"Something nocturnal."

'I want to return this piranha!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Cat box"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Canine Scentipede

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Leak in the fish tank.

A dog at the bakery.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"I'll take this one."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Dog Park Zoom

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'