Pet Smuggler Pillows

"Excuse me sir, no pets allowed!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Barks in code.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'No cheating'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

Car Rides - Cats

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

He Did It!

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Wanted dog! reward!

Cookie Thief

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"