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Dog pointing at a line of cat suspects.

Barks in code.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

A boy acting suspiciously

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'Where my balls go?'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Now how did she know?"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"What happened to what cat?"

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

Wanted dog! reward!

Cookie Thief

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."