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Dog pointing at a line of cat suspects.

Barks in code.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A boy acting suspiciously

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

'Where my balls go?'

"Now how did she know?"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Wanted dog! reward!

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Cookie Thief

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"What happened to what cat?"

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."