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"I'll help you find your bone if you tell me how you dug this 'hole.'"

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Paranormal A-Z...

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"What's all this?"

Missing Easter Egg

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

The Modern Godot

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Spy Satellite

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Lost Property - Missing Head

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.